Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Bank: Not particularly charming, Zlatan – Aftonbladet

Zlatan Ibrahimovic will end up with football when he does not feel he is on top anymore.

He fights, he fights the best of all.

It’s just not very charming when he turns down.

When Zlatan come home to your house, it is you who is his guest.

Giggles.

That’s one of the many “Zlatan facts” circulated satire accounts online. When he made a casual interview with news website Bleacher Report the other day he got himself read out a bunch of those jokes. He did it with a smile.

“Once Zlatan took a lie detector test. The detector confessed everything “. “Once struck Zlatan Mona Lisa Cross Game”.

Double Giggles.

The mythology surrounding Zlatan Ibrahimovic is entertaining, for it is unique. It would not be possible to write the same things about Cristiano Ronaldo. There would be double satire if you did it on Leo Messi.

Zlatan is Zlatan.

One time he killed two stones with one bird. Tihi.



Where forced to fight

The day he met the press at the Friends Arena, he talked about the summer has been, on the transfer rumors that were not much more than rumors (“Milan was desperate “), if the damage given in and on the season, after all started quite well.

It feels good, very good. Zlatan Ibrahimovic says he “wants to bring this team to the European Championship” and the whole world knows that Sweden is his national team rather than that he is Sweden’s national team.

We will miss him so very much the day he stop fighting.

The story about him is all about, it has always done. The boy who saw to do what nobody has done since none have gone before him. A Rosengård Saga unprecedented, a success story that opens the doors for all who come after.

The battle, wars, is not an effect of Zlatan’s size, it is the actual cause. He learned to fight because no other options were available. There were enemies everywhere, he hit every motherfucker until they knelt and confessed that he was unique, better, bigger, stronger.

They said he would not get anything. He was everything.

They said he was a problem. He showed them.

They said he was talking too much. He silenced them.

That’s it, it became, he won. But that does not mean he stops fighting, or that there are battles left to take. Jante liver, racism and neo-fascism has taken a grip on Europe, it is most often just a pleasure to see how one man stands above all that, unreachable or the shoulder of the throne.

– There will be an extra kick when you get a stomach ache. Just that’s the best, he said this time.

He said it to Olof Lundh at TV4, a journalist who makes journalists do: asking questions, reviewing, thinking critically.

This time, Lundh asked about Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s shops, perfume and clothing brands, for the satisfaction of conquering new areas and become a winner too.

He does it for confirmation? To show that he can be else?

Zlatan smiled wryly and said he was doing it because it’s nice to a questioning reporter gets a stomach ache.



Make Zlatan less than he’s

And that he gets the feel if he wants. Everyone has their motivations. But it is as it is, it’s always much easier to sympathize with magsopar if they beat up, to power. And that was long ago a single journalist was stronger or more powerful than Zlatan Ibrahimovic. This sort of kicks from above, from an elevated position, and irrespective of what an army of millions of starry-eyed supporters like – for me makes it Ibrahimovic less than what he is.

There is so much that is worth fight, there are still enemies that are bigger and stronger than him. Fascism, prejudices, all those small and large forces that oppress the next generation Zlatan guys or -tjejer.

I do not begrudge him anything, I enjoy without restraint every time he presses the idiocy and ignorance by simply be to.

But I do not grin when he meets the relevant issues with the language of force instead of counter-arguments. There is no reason, he’s bigger than that.

When Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook, there was already a friend request from Zlatan.

Giggles.

FOOTNOTE: Russia-Sweden played Saturday 18:00 and broadcast live on Channel 5th

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