Dear Zlatan,
today is the special day for you. And, indeed, for the whole of France. What do you mean the whole of France? For the entire planet! Well, today is your birthday. 33, the same age as Jesus Christ, your son.
We are not your absence in the last TFC PSG meeting against you. Although, it should be said, did the occasional disappointed. Surely you knew you that our guys would make a good match, preferring to pull out before the match. We can not do otherwise than to pay tribute to your foresight. Regardless, O great Z, you should know that despite the nasty fun of you had to score on us the past two seasons, we are not evil set.
On the contrary, we want to thank you. For everything. Partly because the fresh breeze and the madness that you blow into over Ligue 1 (and all over France). Because you do not even have to love football to know the reputation of the one in which the hunter from Malmö! There is, then your French residence, one before and one after Ibra. You said it yourself when you came here, you were not aware of Ligue 1, but the Ligue 1 knew you. Nowadays, we are not only to you, but appreciate you.
So we want to thank you for the Zlatan Mania followed with every visit you
This is why, on this feast day, we will give you a package with a surprise gift, we hope that both you and your kids will like. In it you will find a cream to treat your pains in the heel, two of our game jerseys with your småkillars name on the back, a video game that you like so much, and – like Renato Civelli one evening when PSG met Nice at Parc des Princes – we will send you a kiss on the neck. Everything in your honor, of course.
Happy födelesedagen, and long live the Z
Translation: Simon Bank.
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